Ok good Dutch students are you ready for the first Dutch lesson? 🇳🇱🧡 I am now here with my friend Esther 👰 at school and today we are your Dutch teachers! 🤵♀️👩⚖️ She is not yet a member of PPG but if she FINALLY makes an account and you see an Esther everybody has to send her a lot of nice messages! 💌 📧 📩 And the Dutch students must do that in Dutch! 😛
So we start with the topic:
Greetings!!
Now we have normal greetings and we decided to make NEW silly greetings!! So if you say the new silly greetings people will think you may be a tourist 🧳🎒 but you are also a secret Dutchie!!! 🥰🥰 You will impress everybody A LOT and they will LIKE YOU! ❤️🧡
1: Listen to this video on You Tube
You must first watch this video
In that video you will hear a lot of greetings and how you have to say it. ✅ But if you think that you don't need the rest of this lesson: WRONG!! ❌🆘❌⚠️☠️💀
2: Do this test first!
Ok so do this test:
- Are you a dinosaur? 🦖🦕 Yes: stop and eat a tree!! No: next question!
- Are you older than 95? 👵👴🧓 Yes: this lesson is maybe too late for you! No: good and next question!
- Do you have a very dry mouth? 👄 Yes: drink water and go to the beginning of this question! No: good you are now ready to speak Dutch because you will say a lot of gggggg and rrrrrrr and ststrgggggg and rstvwrgggggtttsgggg !! 😇😇
3: Which greetings can YOU use the best?
- We always say HOI to say hi and DOEG to say bye!!! And if you dont know the person very well or it is someone a lot older you can say HALLO or GOEIEDAG for hi and TOT ZIENS for goodbye. All these greetings were also in the video 🎥 so you can just repeat at home or in your car or when you are in bed and you cant sleep! 🏡🚗🛌
4: New special greetings
All the greetings below are in English perhaps a bit strange, but in Dutch they rhyme! So it is as strange as you can read in English but because it rhymes in Dutch it is like it is a perfect message to say to the Dutch person! 🙂 When you read in Dutch also try to say it loud! 😛
(1) Alessandra (@alga98) is in Amsterdam and falls in love with a very nice guy:
🇳🇱 Hoi! Ik ben Alessandra and in Italië zeggen ze ciao. Maar ik hou van jou!! 👩❤️👨
🇬🇧 It means: Hi! I am Alessandra and in Italy they say ciao. But I love you!! 🥰
(2) Sabri (@Sabri_KC) is hungry and wants to buy peperkoek in the supermarket Albert Heijn (that is the blue colour supermarket)!
🇳🇱 Mevrouw mijn neus brengt mij niet dichterbij! Maar waar oh waar is de peperkoek en maak mij voor altijd blij! 😃
🇬🇧 It means: Lady (from the supermarket) my nose does not bring me close. But where oh where is the peperkoek and make me happy forever!
(3) @Etienne sees Yue on the street and wants to show how good he can speak Dutch!
🇳🇱 Er is geen woord die ik niet ken, maar weet je nog eigenlijk wie ik ben? Of heb je het misschien door? Ik ben Etienne van het kasteel van Chambord!
🇬🇧 There is not a word that I dont know, but do you actually know who I am? Or do you perhaps know it already? I am Etienne of the castle of Chambord!
(4) @Lianshen is in the zoo and wants to see a red panda like on his profile picture!
🇳🇱 Net als de rode panda ben ik nu mega sloom!! Waar is de panda en dan slaap ik ernaast in de boom!!
🇬🇧 Just like the red panda I am super slow and tired!! Where is the red panda and I will sleep next to him in the tree!! 🌳😴😴
(5) @Simone724 meets a pretty Dutch lady and he wants to take her for dinner! 💃 🍜
🇳🇱 Hoe mooi je bent kun je nooit weten! Laten wij nu samen een hapje eten!! 😛
🇬🇧 You will never know how beautiful you are! Now let's eat together!!
(6) @Pennarossa2024 wants to buy a new pet for at home!
🇳🇱 Lief hondje je bent een schat! En wordt straks vriendjes met 25 kuikens en 1 schildpad!
🇬🇧 Sweet little dog you are so cute! And become friends with 25 baby chickens and 1 turtje!
@-Kiki- just let us know if you want to add anything for this first lesson!! We hope that everybody enjoyed it!! 🤭🥰🥰