Jokes Everyday life and customs

What do skeletons say when they come to France?
They will say,"Bonejour!"

Willis carrier invented the air conditioner
before it was cool
And before him ···
people had OnlyFans

while most jokes make me numb
math jokes make me even number.

Edited by nmddbn .

British people be like I'm bri ish
Because they drink all the t
Yeah, who doesn't like tea?

A classic joke
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no leg?
Still no idea (still no eye deer).

Doctor Doctor the invisible man is here.
Doctor. Tell him i cant see him.

Qiu Qiu

一个很有趣且适合在聊天里使用的:“一天小玉米去理发店里理发,看见一个理发师不理它,于是她说,理理我呀理理我呀!”

A funny one that can be used in a chat: "One day Little Corn went to the barber shop to get a haircut, and saw a barber ignoring it, so she said, "Cut me, cut me!" ”

Where do people procrastinate the most?
In the procrastiNATION!
I came up with it myself this morning, so I hope it's not too unfunny...

Edited by Miss_Penpal .