Jokes

What do skeletons say when they come to France?
They will say,"Bonejour！"

Willis carrier invented the air conditioner
before it was cool
And before him ···
people had OnlyFans

while most jokes make me numb
math jokes make me even number.

British people be like I'm bri ish
Because they drink all the t
Yeah, who doesn't like tea?

A classic joke
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no leg?
Still no idea (still no eye deer).

Doctor Doctor the invisible man is here.
Doctor. Tell him i cant see him.

一个很有趣且适合在聊天里使用的：“一天小玉米去理发店里理发，看见一个理发师不理它，于是她说，理理我呀理理我呀！”

A funny one that can be used in a chat: "One day Little Corn went to the barber shop to get a haircut, and saw a barber ignoring it, so she said, "Cut me, cut me!" ”

Where do people procrastinate the most?
In the procrastiNATION!
I came up with it myself this morning, so I hope it's not too unfunny...

A man walks into a bar. He orders two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.

The next day, the man returns, orders another two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.

He continues to do this for some time, when one day the bartender questions him, “How come you always order exactly two shots?”

The man replies, “well, you see my brother and I used to go out drinking every night, but he lives across the country now, so every night, I order two drinks. One for myself, and one for my brother.”

Things remain the same for a while until one day the man comes in and orders only one shot. The bartender becomes concerned and asks him “how come you’re only ordering one shot? Did something happen to your brother? Is he ok?”

The man replies, “of course not, my brother’s fine. I just quit drinking.”

A man walks into a bar. He orders two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.

The next day, the man returns, orders another two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.

He continues to do this for some time, when one day the bartender questions him, “How come you always order exactly two shots?”

The man replies, “well, you see my brother and I used to go out drinking every night, but he lives across the country now, so every night, I order two drinks. One for myself, and one for my brother.”

Things remain the same for a while until one day the man comes in and orders only one shot. The bartender becomes concerned and asks him “how come you’re only ordering one shot? Did something happen to your brother? Is he ok?”

The man replies, “of course not, my brother’s fine. I just quit drinking.”

HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA🤣

Teacher @Pennarossa2024 looks in his class and looks at his student @Etienne who is 5 years old. And he says to Etienne: "Don't speak during the class with your friends but answer this question: Mention a bug that has no legs." And Etienne answers: "A worm!" Pennarossa nods with his head. "Very good Etienne! Now mention another bug with no legs!" Etienne looks back at the teacher and answers in a loud voice: "Another worm!" 😬😬🙄🙄

men sits in hospital for its dad, hospital woman gcomes to himand says:

"im sorry sir, your dad is pronounced dead"

men: "i cant believe ive been pronouncing it wrong all the time"