An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop.
They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said:
Butter – 10 francs.
In response, the old lady added a sign to her own window:
Butter – 9 francs.
The next day, the big supermarket had a new sign:
Butter – 8 francs.
Sure enough, the day after the lady’s sign now read:
Butter – 7 francs.
This went on for a while until eventually one of the lady’s customers pointed to the sign and said:
“Madame, you cannot keep your prices so low for long. These big companies can use their buying power to sell products cheaper, but a little store like yours can never compete.”
In response, the old lady bent forward conspiratorially and muttered,
“Monsieur, I don’t even sell butter.”
Two chemists went to a restaurant.
One chemist just feel a little bit thirsty but he can't remember the word"water",so he said:"I'd like some H 2 O."
Another one said:"I want some H 2 O,too."
After that,the second one was dead.
A funny one that can be used in a chat: "One day Little Corn went to the barber shop to get a haircut, and saw a barber ignoring it, so she said, "Cut me, cut me!" ”
