The only things I can play proficiently are the stereo and my iPod. I can make a few guitar chords and can play Heart And Soul on the piano but that's about it. I took one year of violin and one year of clarinet in grade school but didn't stick with either. I might be able to play some notes on a violin, but I'd be lost with a clarinet now. The only people who want me to sing are those who want to drive something away with bad noise.