Stories

What's the best story you ever heard?

Could be from real history, something from fiction or the long-winded joke style.

Temujin the khan of khans!😁

The birth of my kids, when the nurse say : they are healty 🥰🥰🥰

A joke, anyway this young couple um had this baby and when it was born without a body arms or legs or anything it was just a head but it was good looking head lol it was his ninth birthday his father called over said come here head got a nice present for ya the head says not another f****** hat is it. 🤣😂

Once upon a time..

Fuck u!

The end. 😁😆😆

D there was on where the head is at a swimming carnival and sinks of the blocks when asked what happened he got a cramp.

😆 whats a leper in a swimming pool?

Effervescent tablet 😆

Oh alley klimish kamende 🤣

Stop that train i wanna get on is not populair song in israel i guess? 😁😆😆

One day, I got a small cut on my finger and blood started pouring out. My older sister asked me what color my blood was. Then she refused to reveal her own blood color and began making strange comments, saying, "Our blood is not that color!’ I screamed and started to cry"

I blame it all on the boogie,man! 😁😆

Joke, Men in a pub and one is riding a bucking bronco machine. He lasts over ten minutes. ‘Geeeez mate , that was impressive!’ ‘I get lots of practice ‘ replied the other guy . ‘My wife’s an epileptic’

Tell more jokes mother f*#ker so this is so boring

Some people during ww2 are sitting in a gas chamber.. they dont die..then the ss officer asked them..how come? They say we are not jews 😁😆😆

Tell another one 😁😆

😁😆😆 remember jokesss not hate..well 🤭

Black person at garbage dump?

Salesman

Cleanse the world of darkies