this is his newest intro email:
"hey, my name is zach! i am a sweet 16 guy united states! i have blonde thick hair to my ears and blue eyes and i am 6 foot 5 and slim! i am looking for some sweet, literate, open minded, sincere genuine email buddies/female friends to write e-mails with and get to know! all i will do is email! all i ask is if you girls are going to e-mail me, please exhibit people, communication, writing and word skills! 2 line vague and cryptic text code emails i have to decipher are not acceptable! all i ask is please type fully written clear coherent literate emails!
so, i enjoy music, video games, wifi, math and watching movies and tv shows! i love girls who appreciates their hair and takes care of their hair! i talk about girls hair and shampoo a lot so open mindedness is a must! i am open to discussing anything!
so, what is your real name and how old are you? what does your shampoo and perfume smell like? what color is your hair and how long is your hair in front of your body/ribs length and so forth? do you have pale skin? how tall are you? do you have a hobby you enjoy? hope you write me back soon.
zach ps, if you are just going to ghost me or try and act like you are superior to me, please don't waste my time with a reply! letting people pretend to be you by using your email address for deceitful purposes or you using a email address that is not yours will not be tolerated! lying about gender, appearance, identity and real name and using fake misleading email addresses or sharing your email address and sharing emails i write you with creepy friends and creepy family will not be tolerated as well!
psps-black mailing me and harassing me and bullying me and slandering me and using what i write against me will not be tolerated and will be reported to the person who is doing this parents! to those of you who think you know me because of what the idiots who spread rumors about me online say, don't believe everything you hear or read online! to those of you who support creep serial stalker idiots like cara giulia, way of the trumpet, history nerd and jack griffin, john collins and richard kiernan who are all three the perfidious 2016 email account and were made to stalk me, harass me and slander me, do not email me!
pspsps-if you intend on being incredibly sweet and respectful to other girls but intend on being sexist, ignorant and mean and hateful to other guys who were nothing but sweet and respectful to you and if you intend on taking out your snobby behavior and your anger on other guys, just pass me by and don't reply! lastly, girls who are too stupid to comprehend what penpals do and who intend on having a shitty attitude and holding ignorant grudges towards people they do not even know need not email me!"