Stupid Question deserves a Stupid Answer

A candy bar.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Nelson are on postage stamps xD

Where are stamps?

F*** up

What came first the chicken or egg?

It only bothers cock !

why are you answering here now?

nobody , your ass caught the iPod.

What's an iPod ?

the od of IP.

what can you follow?

your heart 😃

can you wrestle in jello??

I do it everyday as morning exercise ;P

Can you say: "Król Karol kupił królowej Karolinie korale koloru koralowego." ?

i said that everyday as a morning exercise 🙂

can you say this : " " ?

of course, it's my second morning exercise 😁

can you do squint?

of course can't everyone?!

why are oranges called oranges, couldn't they think of a more original name?

orange you glad they did?? I am!

why did the chicken cross the road?

because it saw a wonderful hen on the other side

what is the ralationship between chicken and hen?

They both have legs.

Why the lion didn't eat the hen ?

he was vegetarian

how old is God ?

Pretty old.

What would happen if I ate my body?

you would puke

why are you playing this stupid game ?

does the sun get sunburnt?