Share what you've heard or made up your own old stories! Let me start :
Once upon a time, there was an old lady who believed in Buddhism and often said: Amitabha.Her son was impatient and tried to persuade her not to said it, but the old lady would not listen.One day, the old lady was chanting Buddha again, and her son deliberately called Mom,The old lady casually agreed. But the son kept calling his mother, and the old lady was not happy, and asked: You have nothing to do, do you keep calling me to do it? The son smiled and said, "Mom, you get angry when I just call you four or five times, and Amitabha Buddha is called by you countless times every day, won't it be angry?"
Clerk: Boss, I sold all the moldy bread.
Boss: Really? What to do with rotten eggs and moldy lamb?
Clerk: They were sold too.
Boss: Great, I'll definitely give you a raise next month. But who did you sell these to?
Clerk: Mrs. Brown. She's throwing a party today.
Boss: What? I just went to Mrs. Brown's party! You bastard! Oh my belly，I……
A gentleman asked the stationmaster at the train station:
Is the limited express train leaving?
It's out, sir.
What about ordinary trains?
At 8:30 a.m., it passed the station.
What about freight trains?
They only pass through here at midnight
So do you think there are any trains coming now?
No! The stationmaster was a little angry and said loudly, you asked so carefully, where do you want to go?
I just wanted to cross the rails.