Strange thoughts when I was a kid (now I think it's funny hahaha)

When I was a child, I thought that when it rained, God was urinating（hahaha）

When I was a child, I thought that the whole earth was China

When I was a child, I thought that the Internet was omnipotent, so when I forgot my homework, I would search: "What is the homework on the second class of the first grade of Yanbin Primary School on the Sept.21st"

When I was a child, I thought that the teacher was the principal's child, and the school was the principal's home

When I was a child, I thought Xi Jinping was a superman

hahahahahaahahahhahaaaaaaaaa

how about u？？

This is a nice forum @SunYunliang!! 😊😊 When i was young i thought that my dad was super strong and can easily lift our house or a car. And i also thought that my parents together ALWAYSS can solve any problem. So i felt super secure because if there is a problem than i can always trust my parents help solving it if i can't do that. 🙂

When i was a kid i thought money is something they give for free at adults i didt knlw you work hard for it

When I was a child, I used to think that some sort of tiny midgets lived in every traffic lights around, and they were pushing green, yellow, and red buttons all day long. If some traffic light was out of service, then I used to think that the midget on duty fell in asleep and that's why people in traffic jams were honking the horns loud.

When I was a child, I used to think that some sort of tiny midgets lived in every traffic lights around, and they were pushing green, yellow, and red buttons all day long. If some traffic light was out of service, then I used to think that the midget on duty fell in asleep and that's why people in traffic jams were honking the horns loud.

BUTTT are you saying now that there are NOT midgets living in there? 🙄🙄

BUTTT are you saying now that there are NOT midgets living in there? 🙄🙄

I can't tell yes or no without examining one of the traffic lights. For investigating midgets, I have to commit a giant act: demounting a public traffic light and check. 🙂

I can't tell yes or no without examining one of the traffic lights. For investigating midgets, I have to commit a giant act: demounting a public traffic light and check. 🙂

Yes we can do that!!!! I think everybody must find out! 🙂

when i was young i didnt know the eastern countrys existed.

When I was a child, I thought that all dogs were male and all cats were female

When I was a child, I thought, the fan is broken, there is invisible water in it, there is invisible fire going to war

I thought that:

-uk and usa were the same thing and ny was the capital of the country

- that one day you woke up all of a sudden and realized you were a teenager. I didn’t know it took years and that it was a slow process

My thoughts:

Adulthood is fun

Eating Apple seeds makes a tree grow out of your ears

Swallowing gum makes it stick to your heart an then you die

When I was little I use to think all these ants have a TV in there colony somewhere hidden and if we try to hurt them they will show you on there news 🤣

When I was a kid, I thought teachers could do anything
When I was a child, I thought that ants had high-tech weapons, and if anyone hurt the ants, they would die an ugly death

When I was a kid, I thought the radiation from the microwave was deadly, so every time I used the microwave was,I would be far away

That isnt a strange thought; that is truth.

When I was a child, I thought that hamsters didn't need to drink water, so my hamster fell into the toilet and drowned in order to drink water

When i was a kid i thought teachers lived at the schools and doctors/nurses ect lived at the hospitals and that clown facepaint was eternal