😺 Funny things that happened or good jokes Anything and everything

Hi guys you get any jokes or funny stories!?
Everyone can share one here!

I fell in Turkey on Cowshit and I was covered with it and I laughed at my self so hard. While I was alughting my Cousin and Nice were there too and laughed with me and my nice just peed her pants there (and almost my cousin peed her pants too)! The point is I had a wonderful time cleaning the whole garage cause I already was fully dipped in shit. 🤣🤣🤣 (My cousin was happy cause she would have done it. She was penalised to do it by her mom cause she broke some expensive cups etc. BUt she had luck that she has someone like me!)

One day my mother bought wigs for an arts project, and me and my sister used to take them sometimes to put them on plushies or things like that, and at some point we decided to prank our cousins with one. It was a hot pink wig, and my sister put it on when we went to visit our cousins. And you know in movies when it's OBVIOUS that the super hero is just the guy next door with a mask, but nobody in the movie notices? Well it can actually happen, because our cousins didn't recognize my sister. We just wanted to tell them my sister dyed her hair, but we got an even better prank in the end.

Well I have one too! It's about my cat, she's name is Hey(she was Croissant but she didn't like it so much, only responsed to "Hey", so we call her Hey then). Every morning I was like "hey morning". One day my neighbour borrowed her costume to me, it's a cute brown bear. So I put them on and went looking for Hey, when she saw me in that big brown bear(I don't reckon she recognised me though), she kind of, flying up into the air, like er about a metre, then she got into the back of the cabinet, took us 20 minutes to get her out, she was literally squeaking when she gets out, but after she knows it was me and it just a costume, Hey seemed to like it

Better it i don’t say it💀