WHAT IF the languages you speak became a person. Anything and everything

WHAT IF the languages you speak became a person.What kind of person will he or she be?

Drunken hobo with criminal tendencies who desperately tries to get you to drink alcohol with him before telling his life story despite that you never asked.

A nice and funny person but with anger issues who will most likely swear at you when angry (pov: put pineapple in his pizza).

I think one of his hobbies might be cooking and that he's a very good chef 😋😋

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Drunken hobo with criminal tendencies who desperately tries to get you to drink alcohol with him before telling his life story despite that you never asked.

I would give that person fruity flavoured bubble tea. And that person no longer is a criminal and opens a bubble tea shop in Amsterdam. And I would come every week to try the bubble tea of the week. 😛 🙂