😯 What would u do if...? 😵‍💫

Hiiii everybody!!! 🙋‍♀️ Ok so let's make a NOT serious forum because everybody is MELTING and it is super warm so if u are now in shade or inside in ur home u can maybe play this cool game!!!! 😛 😛

Sooo what would u do if....?

1️⃣ U drink bubble tea or maybe something else in nice shop or bar and u have to pay and u have NO MONEYY on ur card!!!!!! 😬😬

2️⃣ U find out that u are pregnant (EVENN if is impossible). Or if u are a guy: somebody is pregnant and YOU are the dad and ur just told that!!!

3️⃣ When u visit a really good friend u find out it is TODAY his or her birthday and u dont have anything as gift or prepared anything.

4️⃣ You are chosen for experiment for super smart scientist and you MUST travel to a place in history like middle ages or maybe in time of dinos. Which time and which place do u choose?

5️⃣ Ur first name is now forbidden and you MUST choose a new name. So what is ur new name?

6️⃣ What would u do if u could mute people in real life. Would u do that and who and when?

7️⃣ You won the lottery and u are now so rich like Elon Musk. What do u do?

8️⃣ You go BACK to your lower school when u were 4 and when u walk inside the WHOLE class of 30 children look at u as new teacher for the WHOLE DAY!!!!

9️⃣ @Etienne asks YOU to pick new mascot for PPG and u can choose anything!!! What do u choose and why?

🔟 You can secretly hear what ONE person says the whole day: who do u choose and why?

1️⃣1️⃣ New question from @shirazikira: You wake up tomorrow and every animal can talk. Which animal do you speak to first, and what's your first question?

1️⃣2️⃣ New question from @Bunny2010: What will you do if you become invisible for a day?

1️⃣3️⃣ New question from @WilliamR: What would you do if your phone started giving you sarcastic life advice every time you made a bad decision?

➡️ Do you maybe have another question for the list that i must add? 🙂

Thank u very much everybody that answers the questions and posts what they think!!! It is just for fun so i hope maybe some people like it!!! 😛 😛 Thankssss!!!! 🙏🙏❤️✨

Sooo what would u do if....?

1️⃣ U drink bubble tea or maybe something else in nice shop or bar and u have to pay and u have NO MONEYY on ur card!!!!!! 😬😬

I would confidently tap the card 7 more times because obviously the machine is wrong.

I would stare at the card machine and whisper: "Don't embarrass me in front of people. We've been through so much together."

If that doesn't work, I'd slowly moonwalk out of the shop and pretend I was never there. 😂😂

2️⃣ U find out that u are pregnant (EVENN if is impossible). Or if u are a guy: somebody is pregnant and YOU are the dad and ur just told that!!!

First I'd check if I'm accidentally starring in a Netflix drama. Then I'd say: 'Wow, life really skipped the tutorial and went straight to the boss level.' 🎮😂

3️⃣ When u visit a really good friend u find out it is TODAY his or her birthday and u dont have anything as gift or prepared anything.

I'd point at myself and say: 'Surprise! The gift is my presence. Please lower your expectations accordingly.' 🎁😌

4️⃣ You are chosen for experiment for super smart scientist and you MUST travel to a place in history like middle ages or maybe in time of dinos. Which time and which place do u choose?

I'd choose the future, not the past. The past has dinosaurs, plagues, and no Wi-Fi. I want to see if humanity finally invented self-cleaning dishes. 😎😎😎

5️⃣ Ur first name is now forbidden and you MUST choose a new name. So what is ur new name?

Being technical person I would prefer 'Error 404'. Whenever someone calls me and I don't answer, it's technically accurate. 😁😆

6️⃣ What would u do if u could mute people in real life. Would u do that and who and when?

Absolutely. Mostly for people who start meetings with, "This should only take five minutes..." and then speak for an hour.

7️⃣ You won the lottery and u are now so rich like Elon Musk. What do u do?

I'd hire someone to follow me around and yell 'HE'S DOING IT!' whenever I complete basic tasks.

8️⃣ You go BACK to your lower school when u were 4 and when u walk inside the WHOLE class of 30 children look at u as new teacher for the WHOLE DAY!!!!

I'd spend the whole day teaching important subjects like:

• Advanced Napping
• Professional Snack Management
• How to Convince Parents It's Not Your Fault

🧑🏻‍🎓🧑🏻‍🎓🧑🏻‍🎓

9️⃣ @Etienne asks YOU to pick new mascot for PPG and u can choose anything!!! What do u choose and why?

A raccoon wearing sunglasses. 🦝

Because it perfectly represents the internet:
confident, chaotic, and occasionally found in a dumpster.

🔟 You can secretly hear what ONE person says the whole day: who do u choose and why?

@Etienne, but only when Penpal-Gate crashes. I want to hear the emergency panic mode. 😉

➡️ Do you maybe have another question for the list that i must add? 🙂

1️⃣1️⃣ You wake up tomorrow and every animal can talk. Which animal do you speak to first, and what's your first question?

-- My answer for this ---> Street dogs and cats -- my question would be to the street dogs - "Be honest... who are you all barking at at 2 AM? Is there a secret meeting I'm not invited to?" and to cats - "Why do you act homeless but reject perfectly good food?" and to all animal I meet - "What do you call humans when we're not around?" 😂

... Enjoyed writing answers after long time.!! @Yue_, nice list of questions..!! 😃

Hiiii everybody!!! 🙋‍♀️ Ok so let's make a NOT serious forum because everybody is MELTING and it is super warm so if u are now in shade or inside in ur home u can maybe play this cool game!!!! 😛 😛

Sooo what would u do if....?

1️⃣ U drink bubble tea or maybe something else in nice shop or bar and u have to pay and u have NO MONEYY on ur card!!!!!! 😬😬

I will call my dadda😅😅

2️⃣ U find out that u are pregnant (EVENN if is impossible). Or if u are a guy: somebody is pregnant and YOU are the dad and ur just told that!!!

start crying😭😭😭

3️⃣ When u visit a really good friend u find out it is TODAY his or her birthday and u dont have anything as gift or prepared anything.

fill some money in a pretty envelope and a chocolate( I always have sweets in my backpack which I literally carry everywhere) and give it to her

4️⃣ You are chosen for experiment for super smart scientist and you MUST travel to a place in history like middle ages or maybe in time of dinos. Which time and which place do u choose?

I will choose the medieval times in china!

5️⃣ Ur first name is now forbidden and you MUST choose a new name. So what is ur new name?

I guess I will change my name to April

6️⃣ What would u do if u could mute people in real life. Would u do that and who and when?

i will mute my teachers when they are giving a lecture about discipline🤣🤣

7️⃣ You won the lottery and u are now so rich like Elon Musk. What do u do?

half money to repay debts,fees,etc... half money to fulfil my parents dreams

8️⃣ You go BACK to your lower school when u were 4 and when u walk inside the WHOLE class of 30 children look at u as new teacher for the WHOLE DAY!!!!

that would be nice, younger children adore me anyways!💖💖

9️⃣ @Etienne asks YOU to pick new mascot for PPG and u can choose anything!!! What do u choose and why?

a bunny....cuz I love bunnies😁😁

🔟 You can secretly hear what ONE person says the whole day: who do u choose and why?

I will choose my best friend...just for fun!

My new question is ---- what will you do if you become invisible for a day?

Thanksss very much @shirazikira and @Bunny2010!!!! 😛 😛 Ur answers were super funny @shirazikira and answer 9 of u @Bunny2010: DUHHHHH!!!!!!!! 😃

I also added ur new questions in the list BUTTT now shirazikira u have to answer bunny's question and bunny u have to still answer both these questions:

1️⃣1️⃣ New question from @shirazikira: You wake up tomorrow and every animal can talk. Which animal do you speak to first, and what's your first question?

1️⃣2️⃣ New question from @Bunny2010: What will you do if you become invisible for a day?

And i hope maybe some other people still like to answer all the questions above and i will also do that of course later!!!!! Thank u very much everybody who likes to do that maybe!! 🤗🤗😊🥰

Thanksss very much @shirazikira and @Bunny2010!!!! 😛 😛 Ur answers were super funny @shirazikira and answer 9 of u @Bunny2010: DUHHHHH!!!!!!!! 😃

I also added ur new questions in the list BUTTT now shirazikira u have to answer bunny's question and bunny u have to still answer both these questions:

1️⃣1️⃣ New question from @shirazikira: You wake up tomorrow and every animal can talk. Which animal do you speak to first, and what's your first question?

1️⃣2️⃣ New question from @Bunny2010: What will you do if you become invisible for a day?

And i hope maybe some other people still like to answer all the questions above and i will also do that of course later!!!!! Thank u very much everybody who likes to do that maybe!! 🤗🤗😊🥰

sure..

12 . I'd stand in front of a mirror for 10 minutes, forget I'm invisible, and scare myself... Lol ! Also, I would like to travel the world and become an invisible tourist and confirm that every human on Earth occasionally argues with inanimate objects... But unfortunately, Chance is for a day only.. 😃 😃

11. I would talk to my 2 pet parakeets and ask them their gender first!!

12. I would go to any airport and sit in a plane in first class and travel for free!!

Hiiii everybody!!! 🙋‍♀️ Ok so let's make a NOT serious forum because everybody is MELTING and it is super warm so if u are now in shade or inside in ur home u can maybe play this cool game!!!! 😛 😛

Sooo what would u do if....?

1️⃣ U drink bubble tea or maybe something else in nice shop or bar and u have to pay and u have NO MONEYY on ur card!!!!!! 😬😬

2️⃣ U find out that u are pregnant (EVENN if is impossible). Or if u are a guy: somebody is pregnant and YOU are the dad and ur just told that!!!

3️⃣ When u visit a really good friend u find out it is TODAY his or her birthday and u dont have anything as gift or prepared anything.

4️⃣ You are chosen for experiment for super smart scientist and you MUST travel to a place in history like middle ages or maybe in time of dinos. Which time and which place do u choose?

5️⃣ Ur first name is now forbidden and you MUST choose a new name. So what is ur new name?

6️⃣ What would u do if u could mute people in real life. Would u do that and who and when?

7️⃣ You won the lottery and u are now so rich like Elon Musk. What do u do?

8️⃣ You go BACK to your lower school when u were 4 and when u walk inside the WHOLE class of 30 children look at u as new teacher for the WHOLE DAY!!!!

9️⃣ @Etienne asks YOU to pick new mascot for PPG and u can choose anything!!! What do u choose and why?

🔟 You can secretly hear what ONE person says the whole day: who do u choose and why?

1️⃣1️⃣ New question from @shirazikira: You wake up tomorrow and every animal can talk. Which animal do you speak to first, and what's your first question?

1️⃣2️⃣ New question from @Bunny2010: What will you do if you become invisible for a day?

➡️ Do you maybe have another question for the list that i must add? 🙂

Thank u very much everybody that answers the questions and posts what they think!!! It is just for fun so i hope maybe some people like it!!! 😛 😛 Thankssss!!!! 🙏🙏❤️✨

1. I would never go there. But anyways call one off mu friends to help.

2. Well i quess im a mum now.

3. She will understand. We also dont celebrate eachothers birthdays.

4. Somewhere around 1950 Finland.

5. Milja (my grandma already sometimes calls me that as a joke.)

6. To everyone.

7. Save all off it.

8. Ill be fine. Kids like me for some reason.

9. Parrot. Cause well i dont know.

10. Nobody. People are already annoign when i hear them for five minutes.

11. Ill ask my cat why he keeps stealing my food

12. Nothing too crazy. Maybe sneak into some places.

Hiiii everybody!!! 🙋‍♀️ Ok so let's make a NOT serious forum because everybody is MELTING and it is super warm so if u are now in shade or inside in ur home u can maybe play this cool game!!!! 😛 😛

Sooo what would u do if....?

1️⃣ U drink bubble tea or maybe something else in nice shop or bar and u have to pay and u have NO MONEYY on ur card!!!!!! 😬😬

I would slowly act like I’m just “testing the vibe of the place”, compliment the shop, and then mysteriously walk away while saying “payment is spiritual today”.

2️⃣ U find out that u are pregnant (EVENN if is impossible). Or if u are a guy: somebody is pregnant and YOU are the dad and ur just told that!!!

I would just sit down, stare at the wall for 10 minutes, then ask Google “is this a software update or a bug?”

3️⃣ When u visit a really good friend u find out it is TODAY his or her birthday and u dont have anything as gift or prepared anything.

I would become a “professional emotional support human”, give a heartfelt speech, and promise a gift that will “arrive in 3–5 business months”.

4️⃣ You are chosen for experiment for super smart scientist and you MUST travel to a place in history like middle ages or maybe in time of dinos. Which time and which place do u choose?

I go to dinosaur times, not to study them, but to immediately regret it and ask for a refund while running from a confused T-Rex.

5️⃣ Ur first name is now forbidden and you MUST choose a new name. So what is ur new name?

I would change my name to “Wi-Fi Password” so people always try to connect with me but never succeed.

6️⃣ What would u do if u could mute people in real life. Would u do that and who and when?

Yes. I would NOT be trusted with this power. I would mute anyone who says “we need to talk” without context.

7️⃣ You won the lottery and u are now so rich like Elon Musk. What do u do?

I would buy a giant island, name it “Budget Control Issues”, and then spend the rest of my life forgetting I have responsibilities.

8️⃣ You go BACK to your lower school when u were 4 and when u walk inside the WHOLE class of 30 children look at u as new teacher for the WHOLE DAY!!!!

I would just say “today’s lesson is survival and snacks” and immediately become the most popular teacher in history.

9️⃣ @Etienne asks YOU to pick new mascot for PPG and u can choose anything!!! What do u choose and why?

A very serious-looking penguin in a tiny suit who solves problems by dramatically sighing first

🔟 You can secretly hear what ONE person says the whole day: who do u choose and why?

I pick my dog. I just KNOW it’s 90% “food? food? food? EXISTENTIAL CRISIS (food?)”

1️⃣1️⃣ New question from @shirazikira: You wake up tomorrow and every animal can talk. Which animal do you speak to first, and what's your first question?

A cat. First question: “Why do you judge me like I owe you rent?”

1️⃣2️⃣ New question from @Bunny2010: What will you do if you become invisible for a day?

I would absolutely use it to dramatically appear behind people and whisper “you forgot to hydrate” then disappear again.

My new question is :

What would you do if your phone started giving you sarcastic life advice every time you made a bad decision ?

1️⃣ U drink bubble tea or maybe something else in nice shop or bar and u have to pay and u have NO MONEYY on ur card!!!!!! 😬😬

Pull the "I'm a disabled Veteran" card. Works more often than you think 🙂.

2️⃣ U find out that u are pregnant (EVENN if is impossible). Or if u are a guy: somebody is pregnant and YOU are the dad and ur just told that!!!

"Well babe.. where do you want to from here?"

No further comment on this 🙂.

3️⃣ When u visit a really good friend u find out it is TODAY his or her birthday and u dont have anything as gift or prepared anything.

"Oh shit brah! Just remembered I have to grab something from Walmart." I then come back with a gift card.

4️⃣ You are chosen for experiment for super smart scientist and you MUST travel to a place in history like middle ages or maybe in time of dinos. Which time and which place do u choose?

1975 New York and see the Ramones ans Television at CBGBs ....

5️⃣ Ur first name is now forbidden and you MUST choose a new name. So what is ur new name?

Maximum Jazz. Just call me Max.

6️⃣ What would u do if u could mute people in real life. Would u do that and who and when?

Everyone in Congress, and the white house.

7️⃣ You won the lottery and u are now so rich like Elon Musk. What do u do?

Buy drinks for every Jirai girl in Tokyo.

8️⃣ You go BACK to your lower school when u were 4 and when u walk inside the WHOLE class of 30 children look at u as new teacher for the WHOLE DAY!!!!

Hahaha that school closed down. Are we talking about back in time? I'd tell them I'm writing a new script for George Lucas called "return of the Jedi."

9️⃣ @Etienne asks YOU to pick new mascot for PPG and u can choose anything!!! What do u choose and why?

A jack fruit. IDK why, but it's the first thing that comes to mind.

🔟 You can secretly hear what ONE person says the whole day: who do u choose and why?

Like read their mind? Geez.. idk. Maybe someone close so I can know when she's getting into one of her moods.

1️⃣1️⃣ New question from @shirazikira: You wake up tomorrow and every animal can talk. Which animal do you speak to first, and what's your first question?

Well the cats of course, because they'll be the ones I see when I wake up. I'd ask how it feels when they kill something in the yard? Is it like blood lust or something?

1️⃣2️⃣ New question from @Bunny2010: What will you do if you become invisible for a day?

Hang out in a bank and wait until after closing time. Score!

➡️ Do you maybe have another question for the list that i must add? 🙂

Thank u very much everybody that answers the questions and posts what they think!!! It is just for fun so i hope maybe some people like it!!! 😛 😛 Thankssss!!!! 🙏🙏❤️✨

Naaahhh, I'm good.

Wowww thnx everybody for the answers!!! Really goes so fast but i try keep up and write back soon!!! 🙂 Im not very quickly going with somebody else to a friend who is not feeling super well and after it i try to come back online and reply back!!! It is really nice that so many ppl already answered i didnt expect that!!! 😊😊🙏🙏

ANDDDD i added the new question of @WilliamR to the list and if anybody above also wants to do that this is the question:

➡️ What would you do if your phone started giving you sarcastic life advice every time you made a bad decision?

➡️ What would you do if your phone started giving you sarcastic life advice every time you made a bad decision?

That sounds awesome, actually.

1️⃣ U drink bubble tea or maybe something else in nice shop or bar and u have to pay and u have NO MONEYY on ur card!!!!!! 😬😬

I’d call someone, I guess? Maybe my mother or a friend so they can help.

2️⃣ U find out that u are pregnant (EVENN if is impossible). Or if u are a guy: somebody is pregnant and YOU are the dad and ur just told that!!!

It depends on when it happens. If I’m old enough and I have a partner, I would be happy because it’s going to happen eventually anyway since I want to have children someday. But if you’re talking about NOW, I’d have to sign up the child for adoption.

3️⃣ When u visit a really good friend u find out it is TODAY his or her birthday and u dont have anything as gift or prepared anything.

I can pick something up for them on my way there.

4️⃣ You are chosen for experiment for super smart scientist and you MUST travel to a place in history like middle ages or maybe in time of dinos. Which time and which place do u choose?

I would like to visit the victorian era, which I believe only existed in Britain.

5️⃣ Ur first name is now forbidden and you MUST choose a new name. So what is ur new name?

My second name then.

6️⃣ What would u do if u could mute people in real life. Would u do that and who and when?

Yes, to my little brother when he won’t stop talking even after I tell him to stop talking to me. And probably also other people when I get overwhelmed and I need some peace and quiet.

7️⃣ You won the lottery and u are now so rich like Elon Musk. What do u do?

I live my life without having to worry about falling into debt, but I would still get a job because you never know.

8️⃣ You go BACK to your lower school when u were 4 and when u walk inside the WHOLE class of 30 children look at u as new teacher for the WHOLE DAY!!!!

That would be so cute! As long as I have a schedule to follow I wouldn’t mind.

9️⃣ @Etienne asks YOU to pick new mascot for PPG and u can choose anything!!! What do u choose and why?

A pigeon because they were used to send messages at some point.

🔟 You can secretly hear what ONE person says the whole day: who do u choose and why?

Nobody because that would be annoying for both of us.

1️⃣1️⃣ New question from @shirazikira: You wake up tomorrow and every animal can talk. Which animal do you speak to first, and what's your first question?

My cat, I ask why she snobs me sometimes and follows me like she loves me other times

1️⃣2️⃣ New question from @Bunny2010: What will you do if you become invisible for a day?

Probably become a tragedy

1️⃣3️⃣ New question from @WilliamR: What would you do if your phone started giving you sarcastic life advice every time you made a bad decision?

I’d listen to it, who’d turn down free advice?

Thnxxx Jay @Based_Aura and @Miss_Penpal!!! I think what @Miss_Penpal said about the pigeon for mascot of PPG makes sense a lot but also like the other ideas above!!! BUTTT im not sure what @Etienne thinks because i added this question but did not tell anything first. So for monsieur @Etienne: what do YOU think is nice from ideas above or maybe u have nice idea for mascot? 😛 😛