Filou

Filou

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  • 有什么想对世界说的

    Hello, stranger.

    Please make yourself comfortable, you are at the right place. Everything will be fine. It's going to be a hard time. Letters, words, arghhh I know I know, I will try to make it short, you'll get through that, I promise. I would like to summarise everything I have to say with drawings, but I can't draw. So, no other choice, you have to read.

    Before I begin, just know that if you leave my profile without leaving me a message, you will gain 20kg in one month.. Okay, just 15kg, I think that's enough.

    Well, let's get started., I'm here to discover new cultures, to learn new languages, new... nahhh, just kidding. Oh guys, stop with platitudes... 🙄

    Alright, you really want to know more about me? Weird idea, but that's your choice. Well, I'm Philippe (one L two P!!!), I'm 36, IT guy, I live in Marseille and I only talk nonsense. That's all I can say, otherwise you would know everything about me, we need a bit of mystery blablabla (tsss stop with platitudes we said).

    I think to be nice, I would love to read your life stories, who you are, what your hidden superpowers are (yes, what are your superpowers??), or how you season your salad (vinegar for me or with Roquefort). There is no stupid story. I try to answer everyone (except stupid people, or if you actually don't want to have a conversation).

    Oui, j'ai le bel accent du Sud de la France. Si vous êtes attentifs, vous pouvez le remarquer. Si si ! Je sais, c'est dinnnngue 😲

    I'm 50% French and 50% French. C'est dingue aussi.

    If I have visited your profile without leaving you a message, it's only to collect your photos I resell to an Uzbek glass-blower. Don't mind I hope?

  • 我的与众不同之处

    👉🏻 I can't dance 🕺🏻
    👉🏻 I hate the mess 💩
    👉🏻 I have never smoked 🚬
    👉🏻 I LOVE PIZZA OH MY GOD 🍕
    👉🏻 When I watch TV, I always open the eyes 👀
    👉🏻 I don't like coffee ☕️
    👉🏻 I have one head and two hands ✋🏻👦🏻🤚🏻
    👉🏻 I can't lick my elbow. Neither can you 💪🏻 <-- (Yeah there is no better emoji)
    👉🏻 I'm laughing thinking of what you are trying to do right now 😂
    👉🏻 I'm natural, maybe too much 🤷🏻‍♂️
    👉🏻I eat every day 🍏🥝🥐🥕🥦🫒🍔🍟🥪🍚🍣🍩🍪🍯🍫
    👉🏻 When I walk, I put one foot in front of the other 🚶🏻‍♂️
    👉🏻I can count from 1 to 10 in French without doing any mistake 🥇
    👉🏻 I'm not Italian, but I use a lot of gestures when I talk, especially over the phone 🤌🏻

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