Hello, stranger.
Please make yourself comfortable, you are at the right place. Everything will be fine. It's going to be a hard time. Letters, words, arghhh I know I know, I will try to make it short, you'll get through that, I promise. I would like to summarise everything I have to say with drawings, but I can't draw. So, no other choice, you have to read.
Before I begin, just know that if you leave my profile without leaving me a message, you will gain 20kg in one month.. Okay, just 15kg, I think that's enough.
Well, let's get started., I'm here to discover new cultures, to learn new languages, new... nahhh, just kidding. Oh guys, stop with platitudes... ๐
Alright, you really want to know more about me? Weird idea, but that's your choice. Well, I'm Philippe (one L two P!!!), I'm 36, IT guy, I live in Marseille and I only talk nonsense. That's all I can say, otherwise you would know everything about me, we need a bit of mystery blablabla (tsss stop with platitudes we said).
I think to be nice, I would love to read your life stories, who you are, what your hidden superpowers are (yes, what are your superpowers??), or how you season your salad (vinegar for me or with Roquefort). There is no stupid story. I try to answer everyone (except stupid people, or if you actually don't want to have a conversation).
Oui, j'ai le bel accent du Sud de la France. Si vous รชtes attentifs, vous pouvez le remarquer. Si si ! Je sais, c'est dinnnngue ๐ฒ
I'm 50% French and 50% French. C'est dingue aussi.
If I have visited your profile without leaving you a message, it's only to collect your photos I resell to an Uzbek glass-blower. Don't mind I hope?
๐๐ป I can't dance ๐บ๐ป
๐๐ป I hate the mess ๐ฉ
๐๐ป I have never smoked ๐ฌ
๐๐ป I LOVE PIZZA OH MY GOD ๐
๐๐ป When I watch TV, I always open the eyes ๐
๐๐ป I don't like coffee โ๏ธ
๐๐ป I have one head and two hands โ๐ป๐ฆ๐ป๐ค๐ป
๐๐ป I can't lick my elbow. Neither can you ๐ช๐ป <-- (Yeah there is no better emoji)
๐๐ป I'm laughing thinking of what you are trying to do right now ๐
๐๐ป I'm natural, maybe too much ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐๐ปI eat every day ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐ซ๐๐๐ฅช๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐ซ
๐๐ป When I walk, I put one foot in front of the other ๐ถ๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐๐ปI can count from 1 to 10 in French without doing any mistake ๐ฅ
๐๐ป I'm not Italian, but I use a lot of gestures when I talk, especially over the phone ๐ค๐ป
Doing two things at once. Quite the challenge! Don't forget I'm a man.
Except that, able to have a conversation with you in your language:
๐ฎ๐น Sogno di chiacchierare un giorno con Pinocchio. Vorrei anche chiedere personalmente alla Torre di Pisa la sua propria versione della ragione per la quale รจ torta, nonostante tutte le teorie. Ho bisogno del tuo aiuto!
๐ช๐ธMi espaรฑol es desastroso. Solo sรฉ pedir comida. Por lo demรกs, entiendo lo contrario de lo que se dice. Socorro!
๐ง๐ทAcabei de descobrir o portuguรชs. Nรฃo hesite em me fazer descobrir algumas palavras.
๐ธ๐ชSvenska รคr ett vackert sprรฅk, och... and that's all for now, I prefer to try to read your Swedish to try to understand what you're saying ๐
๐ธMeow meoww meoww, meow. Meow meow meowwwwww meow meoww meow!!! ๐
Lot of things. But YOU, no idea what to say? Here are some excellent topics I'd like to have your opinion
๐๐ป The chicken or the egg? Of course, "chickennn" or "egggg" doesn't interest me, but... why that answer?
๐๐ป What if you had 3 arms?
๐๐ป Do you prefer a pair of scissors or a stapler?
๐๐ป If olive oil comes from olives... Where does baby oil come from?
๐๐ป When deaf people fart, do they know that it makes noise?
๐๐ป When we take a picture of you next to Mickey, does the man inside Mickey smile?
Saying meaningless things.
**no, no, you don't!**
Yes, I do.
... to talk. So I still don't make the difference between useful and useless things. Sorry about that.
Me.
My Instagram profile OH MY GOD HOW WONDERFUL, SAY IT, SAY IT !!!!
Please follow and like each picture. After that, your life will change for EVER, you will be overwhelmed with happiness, joy, wealth, luck, love.
@ptit_filou_tube
... ?
LOL, good question.
๐Italy ๐ฎ๐น : Milano, Roma, Rimini, Venice, Siena, San Gimignano, Firenze, Pisa, Montecatini terme, blablabla...
๐Switzerland๐จ๐ญ : Geneva, Zurich, Basel, Luzern, Interlaken, Schaffhausen, Bern, Neuchรขtel, Montreux, Lausanne, Zug, Lugano, Bellinzona, Chur, Fribourg, Bienne, Lauterbrunnen, Thun, Zermatt, St Gallen, blablablablablaaaaa
๐Germany ๐ฉ๐ช : Konstanz
๐ Small countries or cities : Monaco ๐ฒ๐จ, Vaduz (Liechtenstein ๐ฑ๐ฎ), Serravalle (San Marino ๐ธ๐ฒ)
๐Google Maps (EVERYWHERE but North Korea)
If you live in these counties and have good plans to share, I take it (Except North Korea).
I'll be 10 years older.
The manual of my washing machine, Ikea catalog, pizza menu.
But with only pictures or numbers. Otherwise I can't read, sorry.
i'll come visit you three times a day.
Smile! ๐