Filou

Filou

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  • Something to tell the world!

    Hello, stranger 🤝

    Please make yourself comfortable, do have a seat, you are at the right place. Everything will be fine. It's going to be a hard time. Letters, words, arghhh I know I know, I will try to make it short, you'll get through that, I promise. I would like to summarise everything I have to say with drawings, but I can't draw. So, no other choice, you have to read.

    Before I begin, just know that if you leave my profile without leaving me a message, you will gain 20kg in one month.. Okay, just 15kg, I think that's enough.

    Well, let's get started., I'm here to discover new cultures, to learn new languages, new... nahhh, just kidding. Oh guys, stop with platitudes... 🙄

    Alright, you really want to know more about me? Weird idea, but that's your choice. Well, I'm Philippe (one L two P!!!), I'm 37, IT guy, I live in Marseille and I only talk nonsense. That's all I can say, otherwise you would know everything about me, we need a bit of mystery blablabla (tsss stop with platitudes we said).

    I think to be nice, I would love to read your life stories, who you are, what your hidden superpowers are (yes, what are your superpowers??), or how you season your salad (vinegar for me or with Roquefort). There is no stupid story. I try to answer everyone (except stupid people, or if you actually don't want to have a conversation).

    Oui, j'ai le bel accent du Sud de la France. Si vous êtes attentifs, vous pouvez le remarquer. Si si ! Je sais, c'est dinnnngue 😲🇫🇷

    If I have visited your profile without leaving you a message, it is only to collect your photos I resell to an Uzbek glass-blower. Don't mind I hope?

  • Something uncommon about me

    💪🏻 Master procrastinator: runner-up every year for the last 30 years. I'm currently avoiding 23 tasks, but I promise to get on with it. Maybe tomorrow. Or before if you insist.

    💪🏻 Sarcasm Enthusiast: My sarcasm is so well developed that people often mistake it for my real personality. I sometimes get on my own nerves. Actually not just sometimes but regularly. I have this knack yes

    💪🏻 Philosopher in pyjamas: I ponder life's greatest mysteries, such as why pizzas are round when their boxes are square. Please answer or I still won't be able to sleep tonight.

    💪🏻 Professional board game cheat: Don't try to win against me at Monopoly, a crooked banker is always ready to give me a hand. I have won my last 3882 games if you don't believe me.

    💪🏻 Outstanding Social Media Stalker: PhD in scrolling aimlessly through social media feeds instead of sleeping.

    💪🏻 Amateur Detective: I have also a knack for finding out the truth, I solve stunning mysteries like why my sock - the left one - disappears in the laundry or who ate the last cookie. Spoiler: it’s usually me.

    💪🏻 Professional Eye-Roller: Whether it’s a terrible joke or a ridiculous statement, my eye-roll delivers the perfect response every time.

    💪🏻 Future millionaire: I plan to get rich by doing absolutely nothing, but I’m still waiting for that first million to come in.

    💪🏻 Master of online shopping: I can spend 100 euros on stuff I don’t need, just because it was on sale.

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