I'm a man of very few words.
I have 2 imaginary friends but they don't talk to each other.
I don't want much in life except everything.
I can carry 2 cups of coffee and 6 ring donuts at the same time.
Married but available.
I can resist everything except temptations.
The last time I was inside a woman, I was visiting Statue of Liberty.
Sometimes I talk to myself, when I need an expert opinion.
Creating a symphony of emotions.