explorer

Olen 24-vuotias nainen paikkakunnalta Alankomaat .

Puhutut kielet: sujuva Hollanti, Englanti ja aloittelijan Saksa, Espanja, Ranska.

Nykyinen taso: Expertti

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• Kerro maailmalle!

  Hi there,

  A short introduction about me: I’m Sarah and I’m 18 years old. I live in the Netherlands, but I have a big urge to explore the world, hence my name explorer 😉 I have a pet and her name is Silver, she is the most sweetest/cutest dog ever. 😊

  
  

• Maailman parantaminen

  So... I just thought I'll put some jokes in here to brighten up your day (if you need that of course) DISCLAIMER: I didn't make them up, the good old internet handed them to me 😉 . Also I feel like I should be apologizing for these jokes, so hereby I'm sorry. However I genuinely like these jokes. They're so dumb, that I think it's funny. Enjoy! 🙂

  Jokes:
  My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his
  bike away.
  What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
  What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
  Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
  I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.