ConnorJustConnor

Jestem a 45-letnim mężczyzną, i żyję w Stany Zjednoczone .

Znam język Angielski

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  My story is a bit longer than most, so bear with me and hopefully you'll take the time to read every word. You might want to fully prepare for the experience by first making sure you have a strong and tasty beverage available.

  I'm not the typical guy, and yes I can sense your eyes rolling already. My heritage is that I come from a long line of royal rulers. I was set to inherit the throne, but first I was to enjoy my youth. Swinging and hanging upside down from monkey bars and catching frogs from the royal moat, I would them present to all the fine maidens as gifts.

  Everything was perfect until one day when I was around 4, my mother and I had a "disagreement" over just who was and who was not the boss of me. You can imagine my surprise when I was to find out that it wasn’t me. There simply was no way for me to remain and tolerate such open disrespect. I knew right then I must begin planning my escape from such a unjust lifestyle.

  I stuck it out a few more years, hoping things would get better. For the most part, I was sadly disappointed. The palace was to have new arrivals which means I would be subjected to sharing toys & attention. This sister of mine would insist on barging into my room, unannounced, even though there was clearly a sign on the door stating No Girls Allowed! We had many battles & yet time & time again I would find her stealing away my action figures to serve in her formal tea parties. A TEA PARTY?!

  Sometimes a little girl goes too far, but it seemed as if no amount of brotherly torture would correct her behavior. I was going to have to find another way. I knew that finding this answer would take me to some dangerous places, also known as staying up beyond my royal decreed bedtime & it would probably involve vast sums of wealth to gather the needed wisdom, or just 4 easy payments, but following the 12 DVD program was all I would need to become a master of the mystical realm of hypnosis.

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  It’s not clear whether it really works, and yet you are oddly finding yourself coming more and more relaxed the more you continue to read about my fascinating life story. Take a slow deep breath and just think about my words and adventures. Picture yourself with me on this journey

  I remember one time in particular when I was 19, enjoying one of the mere 135 channels I had at my disposal in the royal solar located in the lower quarters of the palace, some might call it the basement, but we do not need to squabble over the terminology.

  I became engrossed in this wonderful documentary entitled Secrets of the Universe. I was hooked from the start, maybe it had something to do with that standard documentary voice that can do nothing but keep you on the edge of your seat. I couldn't believe all these secrets were about to be exposed for just me!

  This was a plan I could see coming together and then without notice I was surrounded by complete darkness. No food, no water. I was very much thinking this would be how I would meet my end. I tried not to panic, but I wasn’t prepared for this. I really don’t know that anyone is. Not to worry, turns out, it was just a thunderstorm and the power outage would only be temporary, but the Secrets of the Universe would be lost to me forever.

  You’ve been reading a long time, so now I want you to tense and relax your muscles. Start with your shoulders, scrunch them up and hold, then release. Breathe and think of my words as you do this. Then move to stretching your arms, stretching to your side and even leaning back. Now remove your shoes and wiggle your toes. Run your fingers along your arches, picture me touching you this way and remember the feeling.